beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via fake-mermaid)

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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(via sweetlyinlove)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via sweetlyinlove)

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via leftnipple)

light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

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but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

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Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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(Source: benedicteggs-cumberbacon, via utempting)