rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(via joesphkonyscousin)

sadmommy2010:

i just want to make you really happy and smile a lot but i also what to cover you in hickeys and bite marks

(via sadmommy2010)